About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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