Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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