At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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