I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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