Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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