It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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