Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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