the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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