Im at strip club and am horny
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I said "one day" and that day is not today
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
His nipple licking is glorious
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