I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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