Ambien. No doubt about it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
