Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Terrible idea I love it
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
