how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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