Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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