I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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