maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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