Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I can't turn off my feet"
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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