Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Randomize
