So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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