Jerry, you need to find god
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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