he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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