Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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