Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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