We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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