her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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