Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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