THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
im on a boat
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