Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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