i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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