Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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