If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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