So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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