She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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