She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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