umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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