a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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