their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
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