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every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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