Cold hands, warm shart.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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