So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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