yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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