It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
