like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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