question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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