he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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