idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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