in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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