He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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