the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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