Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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