One girl and one boy is just not enough.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
