i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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