His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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