Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
